by reporters covering the war - I thought the following would help

illustrate in a humorous way how the media thinks...

HOW THE MEDIA WOULD COVER THE APOCALYPSE

USA Today:

WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:

DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:

APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:

GAME OVER

Wired:

THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:

THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:

'BYE

Discover Magazine:

HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:

DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:

LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:

TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE