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8 years after Bill Clinton left the DC area...

 
This one is pretty funny but am I the only one that noticed that somebody's idea of heaven is that
everyone is going to be white and blonde?  Somebody's in for a big surprise!!

 NATIVE AMERICANS ADDRESSED BY HILARY
 

 Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The
 American Indian nation not long ago in upper New York State. She spoke for
almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living, should she one day become the first female
President.

 She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had
signed "yes" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval..
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most
enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and
brothers".

 At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later
inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name
given to the Senator.
 

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
poop it can no longer fly.

Don't be a W hater. 
 Learn to love Dubya.
  The history books of the future will.
  Here's your chance to be ahead of your time.
Have you learned the official 
Dubya Dance?

It's the hottest new dance craze. 
Come on America.  Let Dubya show you how to get down.

...NOW ALL TOGETHER  

.....ONE MORE TIME!!

Just a quick note from Mom and Dad.