Dennis
Miller Speaks
On
Michael Moore:
"He's going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's
going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except his
right to hate it. And then we say that we love it and he's going to tell
us what naive sheep we are and that he's a true patriot because he hates
it and sees all the problems in it. Yeah, right, Mike. You know
something, if my yawn got any bigger they'd have to assigne it a
hurricane name, okay?
"Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human
being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite
simply, it is that moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong."
On Global Warming:
"There's a lot of differeing data, but as far as I can gather, over the
last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8
degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go
back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to
four hours. I could not detect that difference."
On The Dixie Chicks:
"Surprisingly, making fun of the President on a foreign land in a time
of war doesn't seem to play with the NASCAR crowd!"
On Peter Arnett:
How am I supposed to trust the honesty of a reporter that has that bad
of a comb-over on top of his head? He's got four hairs left, and he's
swirling them around...This guy is dangerously close to pulling hair
over from another guy's head. Hey, guess what Pete? We know you're bald,
okay? The outside of your skull is as empty as the inside."
On pride in conduct of the war.
"I can not tell you how proud watching that war coverage makes me. I
know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know
what we're doing over there is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle
ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life."
Praising The Troops:
"I want to thank the President. I want to thank the troops
and say God bless you for doing the tough job which allows us to sit
here and do the easy jobs, like be on the Tonight Show."
