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Tallahassee
Hillbillies
or the
"Ballad of Al Gore"
Come and
listen to the story
'bout a man named Gore...
A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore.
On Election Day of his Presidential bout...
He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount.
Ballots
that is... punch cards... butterflies...
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Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em again
He lost a second time so he needed some more spin
They said the Florida Courts are the place you oughta be
So he put all his hopes on Tallahassee
Supreme Court that is... Democrats.. Kangaroo
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Well the next thing you know they wanna' change the rules
And play around with votes ' cause they think we're all just fools.
They started changing votes, that really took some guts
Till Cheney came along and started kickin' butts
Buttocks that is... liberal hineys... left-wing cheatin' tushes.
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Al Gore whined that the system wasn't fair
After he'd been countin' holes that weren't even there
Kate Harris declared that the recount was a joke
But that didn't stop the dems from addin' some more votes
Democrat votes that is... hangin' chads... dimpled ballots.
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Well the Florida Supreme Court gave Gore another break
They tried to start the count again, cause the party was at stake
But just when Gore thought, that his dream was born anew
The Supreme Court stepped in and gave it back to W.
George W that is... Texas Governor... President-elect.
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Now it's time to say good-bye to Al and all his kin
They tried to steal some votes but it didn't help them win
You're all invited over to his place in Tennessee
To sit around and blubber at his pity-party
Nashville that is... pout a while... have some sour grapes.
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