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NEW !! Gore Golf Rules
A
proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida
which will replace the traditional call of "FORE".
Once a player
has hit an errant shot he will be allowed to call "GORE"
while the ball is still
in flight. He can then replace the ball
in the same spot and hit it again.
The player
can do this until he is satisfied the ball is going where he
intended to hit it
in the first place. This will cause the time
of play to be extended until such time the player can claim the hole.
This revision
is causing some consternation to the PGA but proponents
say it is only fair.
A
recent test of this new rule was recently played out in an exclusive
club in Palm Beach County Florida and the first hole only
took 7 days to complete.
NEW !! Gore Golf Rules 
A
proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida
which will replace the traditional call of "FORE".
to hit it
in the first place. This will cause the time
of play to be extended until such time the player can claim the hole.
A
recent test of this new rule was recently played out in an exclusive
club in Palm Beach County Florida and the first hole only
took 7 days to complete.
