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Multi-million dollar secret Clinton military program canceled quietly by incoming President Bush

Good Baby

Moving advertisement spotted in the Washington Compost.

Hillary adamantly denies knowledge of brothers or husbands pardon misdeeds.

The Bush Administration has wasted no time making much needed improvements
 to our neglected Stealth Fighter program.
 These funds are already reaping rewards for our countries defense programs.

Can you help locate the father of this little girl? Please see if you recognize any distinguishing features that might lead to reuniting her with her father.

Thanks

My dearest congregation:

 During an NAACP celebration

 for a victory over discrimination -

 where I felt righteous indignation -

 for my brothers in this troubled nation.

 In the heat of my elation

 (after several strong libations)

 due to my intoxication

 I started to feel a sensation

 with my unit in full salutation

 and in need of some fraternization

 so I partook in some fornication

 which resulted in the impregnation

 of a member of my delegation

 (shoulda used spermicidal lubrication

 or indulged in self-masturbation).

 I didn't consider the ramification

 and accidentally added to the population.

 Adding to the speculation

 that I should tender my resignation

 (not to mention my wife's

 and subsequent threat of castration).

 When suddenly I had a revelation

 as her pregnancy reached maturation

 that with the NAACP's coordination

 and some financial compensation

 I could keep this situation

 deeply secreted in isolation

 and avoid a legal investigation.

 There you have my explanation

 of this unfortunate situation.

The Clintons on the Move

Honey, what's that bulge in your coat?

Air Force One Gets a Texas Makeover

Smart Dog

Algore patiently assesses his influence on the Florida Supreme Court.