In case you missed it....
Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago
Democrat congressman Mel Reynolds to the Rainbow/PUSH
Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the 176 criminals
pardoned in President Clinton's last-minute forgiveness
spree. Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year
federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank
fraud & lies to the Federal Election Commission. He is more notorious;
however, for concurrently serving five years for engaging
in sexual relations with an underage campaign volunteer.
This is a first in American politics: An
ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate won clemency
from a president who had sex with a subordinate, then was
hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate.
God Bless America.
Reason magazine unearths a hilarious quote from
a March 1 Hillary Clinton Senate floor speech.
"No one should have to leave
their hometown,
their families and their roots to find a good job in America."
Oh really!???
| Dear
Chinese Ambassador:
The United States of America
apologizes to the People's Republic of China for
allowing our reconnaissance plane to be hit by your poorly trained,
hot-dogging fighter pilot, while
flying in international airspace.
 | We're sorry we have to fly
surveillance missions to monitor a country that has
nuclear missiles pointed at us. |
| We're sorry your pilot
didn't follow international standards of fighter intercept
protocol. |
| We're sorry his aircraft
recognition skills were so poor he didn't realize the
EP-3 aircraft was propeller driven and flew his aircraft through its
propeller arc, destroying his
aircraft and nearly killing 24 American crewmen. |
| We're sorry your fighter
pilot's survival training and equipment was so inadequate
that he couldn't survive until your poorly trained and equipped
navy could find him (they
turned down our offer for search and rescue assistance). |
| We're sorry you violated
international law and arrested the crewmen of an aircraft
that legally diverted into your airfield under emergency conditions
caused by your pilot's actions. |
| We're sorry you violated
international law and boarded a state aircraft. |
| We're sorry the world is now
seeing you for the enemy of freedom, truth, and
democracy that you really are. |
| We're sorry you see yourself
as a superpower when in reality you are a third
world nation (the average Chinese worker earns less than 10 cents a
day). |
| We're sorry you are loosing
so much face over this. |
| We're sorry that you were
able to steal missile and nuclear secrets from us. |
| We're sorry you haven't
learned from the Soviet Union's collapse and failed
to embrace democracy and capitalism (compare tiny Taiwan and mainland
China; same people, same culture, but Taiwan's capitalistic economy
is a powerhouse and China's economy is still mired in communism). |
| We're sorry for the future
Chinese military deaths that will occur when we retaliate
for your roughish behavior. And
most of all, we're sorry for the Chinese people who suffer its
leaders' incompetence. |
Sincerely,
The Citizens of The United
States of America
P.S. If a speed boat goes out
to inspect a cruise ship and they collide, who
do you think is at fault?
|
Hugh Rodham, goes into the street corner pardon business.
New Official Presidential Limo
Texas Style
Bush administration finds a cushy government job for
Al Gore's
daughter with the Environmental Protection Agency.
